So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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