She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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