i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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