so explain again why im purple
no
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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