nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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