I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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