i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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