i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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