I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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