I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
And then my night got REAL pukey
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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