How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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