I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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