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• (323): View more from California

  Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.

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• (347): View more from New York

  drinking out of a sandbucket again

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• (806): View more from Texas

  What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.

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  ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.

  (345): View more from Cayman Islands

  I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother

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