that's an acceptable place to lick
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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