He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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