I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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