I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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