Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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