You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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