whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
