Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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