just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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