He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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