we're blogging at a bar
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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