to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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