Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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