We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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