there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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