Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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