I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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