but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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