Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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