Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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