You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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