You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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