i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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