i just had sex bonerless
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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