don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help