hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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