Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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