I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You don't make any sense
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