Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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