i wish peter jackson would direct porn
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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