I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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