You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
