I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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