I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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