How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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