i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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