we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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