giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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