We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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