So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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