That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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