He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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