i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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