I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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