people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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