You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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